Issue Directory

WHITE NOISE by Adam White, et al.

"Good Fortune" by Adam White and James Smith
In the debut update of "White Noise," out of smokes and alone between the horizons, the hitchhiker goes for some Ancient Chinese Wisdom. Turns out he's a lucky bastard after all.

"Angry Candy" by Adam White and Matt Black
Marching strong through the second comic comes a witty explanation of the benefits of yeast infections in Angry Candy.

"Binky the Bi-Polar Bear #35" by Adam White and Johnny Destructo
Binky the Bi-Polar Bear asks: is suicide a solution? we hope you find his answer convincing: Death Could Suck Even More.

"It's a Living" by Adam White and Andy Helms
Think your job sucks? You may think again after you see oneman's especially grueling graveyard shift in "It's aLiving."

"And Another Thing" by Adam White and Matt Black
Office etiquette: it isn't pretty. Observe as Willy the Corporate Weasel illustrates how it is the little things that make us human... all too human in "And Another Thing...."

"Binky the Bi-Polar Bear #77" by Adam White and Alex Miel
Binky, the sad little bi-polar bear who couldn't, returns to demonstrate why suicide is just not the answer. After all, why kill yourself when you can always kill somebody else?

"Even in Arcadia" by Adam White and Annie Owens
Join Thom and Virginia, two adorable little moppets, as they romp through the park attacking innocent passersby in a story that could happen anywhere - "Even in Arcadia..."

"Binky the Bi-Polar Bear #46" by Adam White and Tony Esteves
The saddest little polar bear ever returns this week with another cogent argument against suicide: just imagine your former roommates poking through all your potentially embarrassing stuff...

"Living Proof" by Adam White and Jon Nagl
Ever get the feeling that the haggard, dead-faced, trenchcoated corporate drones on their way home from work might really be dead? You're not the only one - and if you have any doubts, take a look at some Living Proof.

"Poison?" by Adam White and Ezra Daniels
In a dark sub-culture that seems to positively value self-destruction, where do you draw the line between medicine and... "Poison?" Judge for yourself.

"I Never Get the Last Word" by Adam White and Santiago Casares
All dreams reveal something about their dreamer, but when was the last time you had a dream with a punchline? Watch Adam's own subconscious mock him in "I Never Get the Last Word."

"Another Animal" by Adam White and Mike Hawthorne
Why do seemingly intelligent people make bad decisions that send them spinning into harm? Watch one girl make her own decision in "Another Animal".

"Wulf and Eadwacer" by Adam White and Ozan
A scant few days after the Solstice, an Anglosaxon woman weeps for her lost love, the wide-wandering "Wulf."

"Binky the Bi-Polar Bear #66" by Adam White and Matt Black
Well, it's New Year's Day - so your Official Post-Holiday Depression begins... NOW! Cry along with the saddest Bi-Polar Bear ever in the first White Noise of 2003.

"My Dinner With Vader" by Adam White and Matt Black
Presenting one more reason to never answer another personals ad again... (With apologies to Louis Malle.)

"The Wordthieves" by Adam White and James Woodward
If you could rob a language, what words would you steal? Watch your mouth – no sentence is safe from The Wordthieves…

"barelylegalteensluts4u" by Adam White and Brian Laframboise
Remember way back when we were all going to be internet millionaires? Well, forget your IPOs and start-ups; it's time to surf on down to "barelylegalteensluts4u.com!"

"What I Meant When I Said "I Love You"" by Adam White and Neal Von Flue
Love will tear us apart again? Hardly. Total Honesty will bust you up far faster. What do we really mean when we say, 'I Love You?'

"Such A Good Time" by Adam White and James Smith
What makes our nation's inane serial killer fantasies so seductive to the world? When did our B-movie dreams of motiveless murder start to seem like "Such a Good Time?"

"A Virus With Shoes" by Adam White and Nick Ellis
We've been on top for a while now, but how have we been doing as a species lately? And how long have we got left?

"Angry Candy Can't Get Laid" by Adam White and Eric Ipsen
Annie, of everyone's favorite non-existent band, Angry Candy, gives a little romance advice in "Angry Candy Can't Get Laid."

"Binky the Bi-polar Bear #128" by Adam White and Matt Black
So, you're all ready to snuff yourself - or are you? Binky Bear returns to ask, "What If You Fuck It Up?"

"So I Got Caught Short" by Adam White and Adam White and Matt Black
Um, look - what can we say about this one? Adam apologizes in advance - really, he does...

"When Your Gravity Fails" by Adam White and Jon Morris
What happens when you run from heartbreak and try to pretend that everything's ok when it's not? What happens When Your Gravity Fails?

"My Obsession With Monkeys" by Adam White and Felipe Sobreiro
A fad? An easy joke? A low-flying ufo on the cultural radar? Bullshit. Everyone talks about monkeys but nobody does anything. This week, we try to get to the bottom of why monkey = punk rock. You will believe...

"Bunny Day" by Adam White and Robert Elrod
Regardless of the job, wage slaves need a break every now and again. What does it matter how we choose to get it? Forget business casual and start thinking "Bunny Day."

"Hunters & Collectors" by Adam White and James Woodward
You've got your action figures. You've got your rare new wave 78's. You've got your limited edition must-have double-bag items. So...you ever get laid? Geeks everywhere, please take a moment now to cross the "Hunters & Collectors" off your personal wishli

"Rebel Rebel" by Adam White and John C. Worsley
Revolution is retro when fashion meets fascism. Regardless of which

"Nightmare 17" by Adam White and Felipe Sobreiro
Some days it doesn't pay to get into bed at night. Watch my sadistic subconscious torment me in "Nightmare 17."

"Timmy Smithers Saves America" by Adam White and Matt Black
When flying vampire manta rays from Dimension X attack, only a 3rd grader with a slingshot can save us. Meet Kid Vicious in "Lil Timmy Smithers Saves America!"

"Homer Isn't Laughing" by Adam White and John Peterson
Yes, it's the best television show ever. Yes, it's funny - but "Homer Isn't Laughing."

"Eastbound 15" by Adam White and Arthur Dela Cruz
Take a look around - life's little victories, its quiet defeats, are happening right in front of our faces all the time. But before you pass judgment, just how well do you know yourself? Take a look at a "Scene from an Eastbound 15."

"My Favorite Lies" by Adam White and Nick Ellis
Welcome to the Official White Noise Field Guide to Egregious Liars. How many of "My Favorite Lies" have you heard today?

"True Confessions" by Adam White and Nick Ellis
1-976-TRU-SHIT!!! Call now to hear live and uncensored "True Confessions" from the world's least shameful women!!! Warning: the truth is not always sexy.

"Effluent of the Affluent" by Adam White and Fabricari
One man's trash is another robot's treasure. Go dumpster diving with the state of the art.

"Dr. Benway's Book of Medical Curiosities" by Adam White and Matt Black
Children, beware! Naughtiness does not pay! It's a medically proven fact! Allow us to introduce you to a selection from Dr. Benway's Book of Medical Curiosities...

"Next Level" by Adam White and Matt Black and Eric Ipsen
How does an ADD poster child meet women when he can't even carry on a five minute conversation? Speed Dating! Let the games begin at the "Next Level."